Double Whopper

(noun) A sexual situation involving four people, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position similar to a sandwich. The two receiving parties are in the middle, one giving party is the top bun, other giving party is the lower bun.

So... date-night turned into couples dinner which turned into quite the double whopper.

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double marriage

An event in which since the two people are so hardcore, not only do they get married once, but then they get married AGAIN on top of that.

"Man, Charlotte and Connor are so hardcore"
"I know, that's why they got a double marriage"

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Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.

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double cowboy

A widely practical and awesome dance move, which can be used in every situation.
Method of execution: Acquiring two imaginary lassos going at the one time; one above head, and one situated at one's crotch region.. Along the lines of preforming a helicopter dick.
Every double cowboy is unique, and très chic.

Quiet venue before a concert begins-
I will give you 50 bucks if you get up in front of all these strangers, right now, and do the double cowboy.

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Double Onion

The process of having sexual intercourse where both participants are crying. Can be applied as a Triple Onion if a threesome is being partaken and so on. A Single onion is the most common.

"Hey man, heard you got lucky last night! How was it?"
"Turned into a bit of a Double Onion but It was still magical."

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Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

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double agent

a person that you think is a good friend,but then turns out to be anything but cool. Usually reserved for longtime friends gone bad.

After out trip to Siam, that fool turned out to be a total double agent; he tried to start macking on my girl.

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