fake vegetarian

A pretentious person whom wants to act like a vegetarian, but they love having the bratwurst in and around their mouth. They also pretend to support green movements, but secretly eat the bones of KFC from bins.

Tom Jones: M8 eating meat is bad!?!
Rick Ross: U weren't saying that last night with my creamy bratwurst in your mouth..
Tom Jones: What are you saying...
Rick Ross: that you aint thuggin' son, you a fake vegetarian.

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Fake Love

No. 2 Tracklist of Love Yourself 轉 'Tear' and It has RIAA Certificate as well as DNA and MIC Drop (feat. Desiigner) Steve Aoki Remix

Jimin: I'm so sick of this Fake Love.
Jin: I'm so sorry but its Fake Love.

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fake tan

will make you orange

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"

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Fake-up

another word for makeup...especially when a girl has it caked on.

Yeah she was pretty, but she had waaay too much fake-up on.

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fake handoff

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.

Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.

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fake talker

One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).

Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.

Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.

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Fake goth

Any goth who went goth because they wanted to be different, then started listening to screamo bands and shit to attempt this. Opposed to a real goth, who went goth because they like the style and music. Must be educated.

That is a fake goth. Observe the screamo. Observe them saying "I'm way different from all of you."

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