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90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.
I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.
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When the big offensive linebacker flips his opponent over his shoulder with one hand. The opponent lands face first on the ground.
As Andrew ran towards the end zone, Steve tried to stand in his way. Andrew just grinned, crouched down, and flipped Steve over his shoulder with one massive hand. Steve landed face-first on the field and got a mouthful of dirt.
"Yeah!" Andrew yelled, spiking the ball in the end zone. "Hope you liked the Football Flip Steve!"
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Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).
LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!
Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.
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The other football, which isn't soccer in Europe.
Dude 1: You want to go play football?
Dude 2: That sport is really slow
Dude 1: No, football americano
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Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.
Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!
Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.
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The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are 130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck pieces of shit because they hate everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football
"hey Central Florida went undefeated! They played 13 games and won all 13 games!" - Kyle
"That's great, too bad they lost" - Stan
"How did they lose? They won every game they played!" - Kyle
"Yeah but the selection committee voted that they weren't good enough to make the playoffs, so another team won the National Championship" - Stan
"But they won their bowl game!" - Kyle
"Bowl games don't mean shit" - Stan
"Wow this sure is stupid, but atleast we helped our football program!" - Kyle
"Actually, now that UCF is good, nobody is going to agree to play them so the school is going to make less money now" - Stan
"Wow college football is the most retarded fucked up horseshit! Who the fuck likes this crap!?" - Kyle
"Southerners, the only people retarded enough to think its worth watching" - Stan
"Oh that makes sense" - Kyle
Fuck college football
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A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour
Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.
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