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1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
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Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
In the movie “Dont be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”, an elderly woman, the protagonist’s grandma, is messing around with the hydraulics on her 1964 Chevy Impala, and two dudes in a different car say “nice 64, grandma!”. The movie then cuts to her custom license plate, that reads “OG”. This movie is hilarious and you should watch it.
*elderly woman drives Impala*
Me: nice 64, grandma!
Her: thanks, sonny!
"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."
MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"
Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.
Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again
Fruity Grandma is a person who can be old or young;known as hip and trendy and wears Grandma outfits and may act fruity.
Person 1: wow you are such a fruity Grandma!
Person 2: I-
the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?
no im a bird.