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Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

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chicken farm

Chicken farm is where there are a class of 20 students creating a fair bit of noise until the neil the tutor becomes annoyed!

Neil: can you keep it down a bit, its like a bloody chicken farm in here

by i failed my maths test December 19, 2011

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animal farm

Supposedly a porn film featuring bestiality, but little more than an urban myth circulating endlessly amongst braindead chav schoolboys all over England since the 1980s.

"Seen nat film Animal Farm, then, where a bloke fucks a chicken, like?"
"No I haven't you sad janner twat, it doesn't exist."

by TC Raymond July 21, 2005

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Funny Farm

This is the name of a head shop in Hereford, Herefordshire. Situated at the bottom of Eign Gate it has supplied Herefordshire and Wales with smoking equipment for the past 19 years. With a friendly and approachable staff this shop will be able to satisfy your needs by having the product you wanted, being able to order it in for you, or being able to point to the right direction.

Him: Yeah man, need to go to the Funny Farm and pick up some papers and snizzle

Her: Might as well get a grinder and a pipe while you're there

by BZP.91mg May 21, 2009

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trout farm

a place, usually a bar/club, but can conceivably be anywhere that an unusually large number of good-looking women is concentrated. best when unexpected.

Oh my God, who knew that there would be so many hot moms at the fun fair at my kid's school-it was a freaking trout farm.
hot moms

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010

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midget farming

The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!

Hick 1: I just raped a goat!!
Hick 2: I work on a midget farM!!
Hick 3: midget farming is fun...

by William Shaklefurd March 23, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


funny farm

A house or small community of houses and land that is trashed hurricane katrina style. You may think that a cirus act just came to town while passing by. These houses often have a bunch of useless crap strewn about there yard. Ex. tractors that dont work, old tvs, goats, llamas, geese, rusty metal, old cars, aerosol cans, plaid couches

Often mistaken for giant compost piles.

Gerald: "Wow man look at that funny farm!"
Homer: "Yeah they really need to clean up their act"
"And I thought my place was a wreck"
Gerald: "You dont think they'll mind if I take a dump next to
that dead cow do you?"
Homer: "Go for it man"

by Nick Sheridan March 3, 2006

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