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When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.
Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?
2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!
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Common side effect of prison sentence.
The Arian Brotherhood was a pain in the ass when I was in prison.
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when your cousin has no proof of you missing
“oh you have no proof? no pain no gain”
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Someone who is the source of pain. Or a person who brings the pain.
Girl 1: Did you see what Mark did to Tim?
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally-
Teacher : Detention the two of you!
Girl 2: Ugh, (rolls her eyes) he a total bringer of pain!
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A life ruining gaming experience, where you lose your party members, via permadeath, or due to your decisions, and maybe more don't wanna spoil it.
Person A : Aw hell, i'm being forced to russian roulette for my party members lives! I wonder what could go wron-
Party member gets perma-killed.
Person B : Well that's Lisa The Painful : RPG for you.
Saying a girl has a fatty or looks fine as hell. Kai 2021
“Aye bruh u see that girl over there she max pain thousanddd”
The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
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