You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!
Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.
Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"
to be totally piggled, TP'd in short, piggled off my face, to be intoxicated to the max
i'm totally TP'd mate after that full weekend lickin my eyelids, how piggled are you?!...im "totally piggled" off my face
The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.
Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!
Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.