Burgers and Fries

Inspired by the hamburger joint Five Guys, burgers and fries occurs when a girl simultaneously performs double anal, double vaganal, and oral sex. She is having sex with a total of five guys - hence, burgers and fries.

Hey girl, you down for some burgers and fries?

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Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

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Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

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freedom fries

Damn Tasty!

Them Freedom Fries is damn tasty.

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freedom fries

The best Idea We have ever had, If you dont like the way America Runs, then Go fuck yourselves over to France.

They say the brits had Red Coats because they wouldnt be affraid of blood, if they got shot, well thats why the French have brown Pants and yellow Shirts

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freedom fries

New name for french fries.

Freedom fries? what a fucking gay name.....what oh bush made it up...thats why

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dork fries

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.

"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.

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