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The best Southern city city in America; heart of the Southeast.
The best vacation I ever tokk was to the heart of America, Atlanta GA.
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when someone farts into their hand, and smuthers it on to you nose.
brother: farts in his hand
brother: comes toward you and gives you the gas mask.
you: *BARF!*
its pretty self explanitory.
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1. what the dentitist gives you so's you don't kill him when he's tearing your mouth up
2. see fart
santa just landed outside and the creatures of doom 3 are dancing a tango in front of me. haflfafla
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A girl that lives more than a 15 minute drive away that acts like they don't want to get freaky when you get over there.
Rick: Kesha called me at 2am and told me to come over.
James: Oh yea, what happened.
Rick: She's a Waste of Gas, we didn't do anything.
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after a long hard sporting event, the athlete takes the cup out of his jock strap, and procedes to shove the cup over a fellow teamates nose and mouth.
fuck that asshole, i hated when rich gave me that gas mask last summer
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A man who pays for a woman's gas when it's $4 a gallon.
Man: "say suga you looking hella fine today"
Woman (who usually runs): "thank you daddy, wanna buy me some gas?"
Man: "sure baby, I'll be your gas Daddy."
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Bum-Gas means fart or a lady that has to much booty.
1. Mann that lady really has a Bum-Gas, Don't you think ?
2. Eww go to the washroom to let your Bum-Gas know one
wants to hear it or smell it.
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