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If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.
Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.
Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.
When two girls stand in front of each other , and the guy is standing with an erection. The two girls pee on his penis, while he is fucking them both.
"Hey lets have a threesome"
"Well i have to pee" "Me too"
"Fuck it lets do a Mississippi gold gate
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A 'civilized' and pre meditated form of gate crash. Having not been invited to an event seeks out invited guests to get in sideways,through invited guest, knowing they are not wanted by host yet knowing it would be too akward for host to ask them to leave
Jane is having a lunch,close friend only. Sue is no longer friendly with Jane, but hates missing out. She finds an invited guest and 'gets a lift' with them or says she will meet them there. Thereby a successful gate crass has artfully been arranged.
A gate that is used as an entry point to get into a rich neighborhood in order to qualify as a snob gate it must either have a voice entry or snobbier yet a security guard.
Snob 1: I feel so safe living in a gated community.
Snob 2: Yes, Indeed the snob gate keeps all the filthy peasants out.
Snob 1: Right! The other day one of the less fortiunate tried to make eye contact with me I should press charges
Snob 2: You should be carefull, Outside our walls crime is on every corner
Snob Gate Border Patrol Agent: Dont worry thats why im here to make sure none of the filthy get through.
Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.
P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!
"Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".
He took gate when she talked about him. Why does he always take gate?
MMORPG relatively new to the seen. Basically a failed wow killer.
Satan: 'Hey! Jesus! I found an awesome new MMORPG!'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'