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it's dog spelled backwards.

God is dog spelled backwards!

by Meepster March 24, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Fictional character who is believed, by far too many, to have created the universe. This of course is bullshit. To create the universe you must be omnipotent. To be omnipotent you must be omniscient. You cannot be both omniscient & omnipoten. Therefore God is non-existent.

It has been statistically proven that the higher one's IQ, the less likely they are to believe in God.

by Church Burner July 26, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


god

God, the eternal father, who loves us and dies on the cross for us, he loves us all no matter what we have done. He is the one and only, the alpha and omega, and the first and the last, We can have eternal life if we believe in christ jesus as our savior and our rock...how else u think we got here?? JUst fell out teh sky??
john 3:16

for god so loved the word that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not parish but have eternal life!

by me March 25, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

GOD, n.

1. The Supreme Being; Jehovah; the eternal and infinite spirit, the creator,and the sovereign of the universe.

God is a spirit; and they that worship him, must worship him in spirit and in truth. John 4.

2. A false god; a heathen deity; an idol.


3. Any person or thing exalted too much in estimation, or deified and honored as the chief good.

Jesus is God.
Buddah is not God
Man is not truly God

by D. L. Black December 15, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

God loves everyone. He made everyone, and there is scientfic evidence of that. You believe in the big bang creating Earth, the explosion of a teeny tiny ball of matter? Well, where did that little ball of matter come from? God. You believe that everthing evolved from something? What about the litle micro-organisms that in which each part is so necessary that if one part was taken away, it could not fuction. So, how could this have evolved from something if it would be useless without every single part, but natural selection rules out unsless parts. God created everything. He created humans in his own image. He has the power to do anything and control anyone, but he lets us make our own decsions. He wants us to CHOOSE to love him. If you believe that Jesus Christ (God in human form) came to Earth to die a sinless death and pay the eternal debt against all humans, and you ask him to forgive you for the sins for which you were indebted with, then you will go to heaven to be with him when you die.

God loves everyone everywhere all the time no matter what.

by Elizabetha May 1, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


GOD

Google Oriented Development

When Google contributes a substantial number of lines to your code compared to you and your peers.

The decline in the sales of programming books is due to GOD, which validates it's presence.

by The Average Indian Software Engineer May 19, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


God

Some random word that pops up in lots of "stories" and which is somehow to be written with a capital letter.

Mother: "Stewie, could you please write down the word 'God' for me"?

Stewie writes "god"

Mother: Wrong!!

by Smallestfry December 13, 2009

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