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Diarrhea that when excreted drips down to your gooch in liquid form with such undigested acidity that it litterally burns the hairs right off your gooch leaving you walking funny for the rest of the day with a very uncomfortable burn... Similar to the feeling of hot sauce on your lips... Except on your gooch...
"Hey man, why are you walking like Yosemite Sam?"
"Man, I just dropped some gooch burning rhea and my gooch is on fire!"
"Sucks to be you."
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Verb: Th act of sleeping with two midgets an iguana and a blonde woman. After pleasuring to the blonde girl to the point of orgasm, the iguana well be sacrificed, and the blood spilled upon the woman's gooch, after which the midgets will tickle the gooch with assorted lawn tools and a king size twix. The midgets will then eat the woman out as she spews out blood and vaginal secretion. This act does not require the human penis only timing.
Bro -"Dude wheres your iguana"
Dude-"The chick made me do a Nicaraguan gooch tickler"
Bro- "nice dude but pore iguana"
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1. same as goblin gooch, but describing a person moreso than their chode.
2. Leech.
3. smelly unbathed person.
Hey gooch goblin!
Rob is a fuckin' gooch goblin.
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Tickle my gooch is a phrase used to request momentary attention from others.
Hey guys, will you tickle my gooch for a second and listen to this demo CD that I made last week?
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To place ones gooch between two crusty loaves, and wack on some green stuff
Mike was awoken one morning to his friends munching on a gooch burger between his legs.
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Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.
Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.
During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.
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wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.
that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.
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