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a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
The saggy fat that hangs off the underarms of women
My granny fat jiggles like jello when I shake my hands / arms.
trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie - meaning somebody named zion is a man .. or a lack of tuckness .
trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie is a whole tuck
The greatest comeback humanity has ever discovered to the phrase "Ur granny tranny".
"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*
"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator
Crazy old people from the 60s that still think their "hip" so to speak
You're a disco granny
When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.
I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.
A soundalike for Granny Smith
Person 1: Hey, look, that guy looks like a granny sniff.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.