Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

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Archetypal Greek Hero

A man that enters into the activities of ancient manhood — war, plunder, adventure — with a happy heart. They are defined by their physical courage and prowess as a warrior, and are idealised for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities.

Achilles: the archetypal Greek hero.

Greek Salad with Chicken

The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.

No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.

Greek Head

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.

"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"

greek opening

The butthole.

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

Greek special

Filip (From Greece) eating your ass. Preferably with tzatziki.

I just got Greek specialed last night! It was mindblowing