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When a Jabba the Gut rolls up his gut like a Pizzahut P'zone and lets a paying patron have casual intercourse with the said "Folds."
Imagine a Titty bang but with a greasy stinky fat obese stomach rolled up like a burrito.
Usually put forward by a 2nd person by asking "Lets share a Gut Job"
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When someone has gained so much weight that when they laugh their stomach claps harder than their hands do.
"OK bro, your belly just blinked at me..you're really gonna have to lose weight cause your Gut-Butt is getting out of control.
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state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
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When you get a sharp pain in the 'gut' and you break out in a cold sweat. Your mind begins to think about ways of which you can get to the nearest toilet as u clutch your stomach and groan in pain.
It does, however, causes your reputation status to rise as you are now known as "the one who had gut rot".
Also known as the mens version of PMS as you never hear of gut rot occuring in females.
Sitting in english on a cool autumn morning, Paul says to his mate "oh shit, i just got gut rot" in which his mate reply's "HAHAHA your my hero"
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when a girl has a pretty face and her body is like a coke bottle but her guts... her walls dont exist and her meat curtains hang 4 to 6 inches from her monkey.
R: damn son that bitch is bad as hell...she got green eyes, and little waist and a fat ass...
T: Yea butter guts were wack...it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and her beef curtians were longer than my dick...
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The heinous blubber that spills over the pants of a young fat chick who insists on wearing a belly shirt.
Check out the slop gut on Betty. She should be wearing a bhurka, not a belly shirt.
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your having sex with a woman you wanna fuck so bad and so hard you actually break the inner lining of the vag and get straight into the intestines
megan fox-i would get in the guts but cut off her thumbs
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