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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
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jacob just hit the chapla hack
A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
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evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!
mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those
when u hack in dinoscape like childrens lonk
"childrens lonk dinoscape hack activated"