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happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 October 8, 2015


Happy Tieg

Once Tieg has stock piled all his food and has gotten at least 12 hours of sleep he becomes Happy Tieg.

Dang, Tieg you seem to be a Happy Tieg today.

by Vanderslar May 14, 2020


Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”

“Happy birthday”

by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018


Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

by memes are dead October 3, 2016

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happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 26, 2016


happy fucks

fucking happy people. optimists.

"do you see that optimist over there?"
"yeah, happy fucks"

by 1directionnn January 20, 2021


happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013