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n.
a condom.
trans. v.
to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.
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American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.
(n.) Put on that beaver helmet.
(trans. v.) I beaver helmeted your sister last night.
The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.
An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.
Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!
Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).
You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
penisglansdickcock
Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.
George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"
Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"
i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.