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When a good looking woman is downright insane. Affects all women to some degree. Any involvement with such a woman is to be handled with extreme care. More advisable to just stay clear.
"Dude, that chick was hot! Why'd you dump her? Was it the whiff factor?"
"No, she passed the whiff factor, she's just got snakes in her head. I wouldn't touch that with Lundberg's dick."
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To fill a vagina so much with a penis, cum, and sweat (and possibly urine) that it is overflowing with fluids.
That girl was mad horny so I decided to pack her lunch.
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When you shake a girls head furiously on your dick or while she's sucking it
J: Yo, did you shake her noggin last night
D: Hell yeah
J: Damnn could she breath
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Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
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An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.
Friend 1: Would you piss in her ass?
Friend 2: I would piss in her ass five times.
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1) How you wake up Lady GaGa.
2) Song by Kid Cudi Featuring Kanye West, Also called "Make Her Say"
1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...
2.
"I make her say
Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I
P-p-p-poker face
P-p-poke her face"
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