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Pinche madre

word in Spanish
is used to curse a situation

example: you break a plate and you say pinche madre

by DA02 November 19, 2018

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Pinch Test

A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts

Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest

The use the reading in mm to determine the density

5cm or more = very full breasts

4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging

2.5cm = deflated

2cm = empty
1.5cm = skin bags

1cm = completely flat

.5cm = unbelievably empty

Less than .5cm = totally ruined

Test your breast density with this pinch test

by The Milk Man Cometh August 10, 2024


pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 19, 2023


pinch your trucks

an aesthetic that is based on instagram hot tall fuckable skater @pinch(underscore)your(underscore)trucks aka Diego limofo Tous.

"omg thats so pinch your trucks!)

by missgirlxoxo November 10, 2021


PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020


PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020


10 inch pinch

A small crab penis

That crab has a 10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017