Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

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Johan Mode

Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!

Look at him, he is going Johan Mode!

Damn his KD is crazy high, he is totally going Johan Mode.

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gremlin mode

When a person loses all ability to control themselves and go absolutely bonkers.

Did you see that? August went all gremlin mode in the wardrobe after PE.

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Kitten Mode

when one gets so excited sexually that they develop the mannerisms of a kitten (e.g. purring, clawing, rolling on the floor, etc.)

When Dick told Ellie she was hot she went into total Kitten Mode. Who knew she was so into him?

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yeast mode

Noun

1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.

"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."

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fatchick mode

A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential mates that are quite overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger than your waistline.

Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze the backfat together and you got yourself at least 3 more titties."

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Allah Mode

1) Allah Mode
The Islamic version of God Mode.

2) à-llah-mode
Serving anything with a side of Islamic extremism.

1) "OMG U INFIDEL STOP USIN ALLAH MODE!!1"

2) "I shall rush Bomb Site A for great justice and serve those infidels some AK-47 à-llah-mode."

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