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A really shitty school were nothing ever goes on on Friday nights and we get pissed so we drive 2.5 hours to BG where one of my friends gets an underage for peeing behind a building!! And that's all because of Kent State!
That damn Kent State ruined my life!!
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"Nooooooo it wasn't real communism it was state capitalism"
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When someone slaps your booty and their hands are as big as a small state.
Carrol: He swing stated me.
Jessica: his hands are massive aren't they.
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unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee
so, he's a state employee now, eh?
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metal band from north bellmore
dave-drums
keith-guitar
jj-lead vocals
jon-bass
they..are..cool
state of mind is written all over my school and i swear i didnt do it.
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The college football team that Ohio State Buckeye fans absolutely hate, and visa versa. Michigan State is also refereed to as TTUN (The Team Up North). Even with coaches, games between these rivals can get very tense. Like with other rivals, this turns families on families, friends on friends, allies on allies. Don't mess with a Buckeye fan or a Spartan fan. They will kill you.
"Dude, did you see that game between Michigan State and Ohio State?"
"Yeah, Michigan sucked ass. I'm glad OSU won."
"What did you just say?"
"Uh..."
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A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Chico State Students Having a Conversation
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.
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