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An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.
A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.
*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.
**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.
***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.
He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.
A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".
Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf
When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.
I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle
Term to describe the early morning bird songs.
The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.
Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary
"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"
The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.
Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.