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When a female farts and said fart gas roles inside of the vagina and then is released with a queef from it's second baking...
Susan went heavy on the bean dip and Double Dutch Oven'd me... I heard the first fart and 30 seconds later she queefed it out!
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1. Sexual Intercourse to bring about Abortion naturally. Having sex and orgasms multiple times a day makes blood rush into the uterus and can cause miscarriage and abortion. Everyone seeks sexual intimacy, and can be very hard to resist during initial pregnancy period, so if you've decided on abortion, you'll find this remedy can both give and receive!
Becky looks down to find a messy scene after having almost non stop sex and multiple orgasms for days. When she sees what's happened she can't believe it stating "I didn't think a little booty bumpin' could Clean Your Oven!?"
Ricky's lady friend has just told him that she is with child, he is the daddy and she intends to keep the baby and having 3 kids to other women already he complains "Next time you best be believing' ima Clean You Oven!"
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A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!
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When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.
I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.
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Double Dutch Oven
A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.
Also known as dutch oven squared.
Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.
Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.
Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
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For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.
Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!
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a elaborate way to tell someone you're going to take a massive shit, the oven being your hot, stinky ass. see also taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping the kids off at the pool
Hours after raping the local chinese buffet, Blake's ass reminded him to take the brownies out of the oven.
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