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The morning after partying at mango deck and squid row, you didn’t get laid so you try to beat off in the shower, but you’re so hungover you just throw up mid whack session and give up.
Bro you don’t look so good, what that a Cabo shower?
When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.
Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather
When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.
Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.
These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.
I love the taste of Amish Showers.
You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”
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The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"