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Aunty theory is a globally accepted and proven theory according to which all brown girls after the age of 21 are categorized as aunties.
Someone's 21st birthday and now they are officially an aunty.
She is an aunty according to the aunty theory.
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something scientists use to figure stuff out. you don't need to bother yourself with it.
einstein used scientific theory to figure out that the world is round
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a term in the underlying ideas of kool keith which levels of heroism are inverse of deployments(real world and training), joint suffering shared with fellow comrads, length of enlistment and type of MOS that collectively mold a United States Marine into either a humble amphibous warthog or the flipside, a big mouthed, small minded, wearing your blues out on the town after discharge, falsified acts of anything other than being an empty uniform, human form of swine. Essentially, the more you train, deploy, and find yourself with the most admirable group of misfits ever devised, the GRUNTS, the less likely you'll be a hero. However, less you train, deploy and find yourself in weak POG specialties, the more likely you'll be a hero and have over a dozen bumperstickers to prove it.
Not everyone understands the hero theory, but the ones that do smile.
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was suppose to come out last november for xbox but delayed it to march for simultaneous release on PS2 and GC.
Metal Gear vs. Splinter cell. Which one's better? Metal Gear. Judge the definition, not the example.
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It's called horseshoe theory because all the people at either extreme tend to have been kicked in the head by a horse when they were kids.
Kill all the kulaks! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!
Kill all the Jews! They are a subversive element that is a danger to civilized society!
-Horseshoe theory in action
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The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.
Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.
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If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.
A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"
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