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This is what happens when you underestimate the power of alcohol and drink way too much over your tolerance. You cross the sauce and end up a drunken fool who may some apologizing and explaining to do.
Theo thought that he was up for a long night of heavy boozing. He did not think he would cross the sauce by drinking a handle of gut-wrench rum and mixing it with flat rootbeer. He was wrong and his legal fees were the hard proof.
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To be tripping on LSD and taking dabs at the same time.
Alex was tripping dick and decided to take some dabs to get Star-Crossed
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A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
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"oh that guy likes boys", "yeah, he must be a joel cross"
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When someone sends you a text using the Word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn't make sense because Word guessed something other than the desired word. Usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.
Matt: Hey check out this text I got, it says "Was I wearing my cat at your house earlier?".
Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?
Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.
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When two males engage in unorthadox fucking by rubbing their dicks together.
Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?
Do you mean were we crossing swords?!
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Whe you want no one to take your seat you call it "criss cross" as in putting a cross on your spot.
"Elena, I called it criss cross so get your butt off my place!"
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