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A form of shoe worn by the middle aged man who earns a meager income and is still single yet tries to be hip. The design looks like a Puma shoe, mixed with a Tour de France racing model, topped off with a leather loafer. Buyer be ware, these slabs of fake leather look like dead armadillo skins around your feet and only lesbians will dig them.
Did you see that guy that works the docks at UPS trying to pick up my girlfriend? He was sporting a pair of those new pussy shoes and trying to act 25, my lesbian neighbor wears the same things and she has a better chance with Amber than he does!!
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Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.
1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.
TA-DA you now have shoe babies.
That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.
In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.
This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson
Damn, last night was so awesome we made Shoe Babies ... twice
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elf shoes are wen ur tits point upwards and form the shape of a elf's shoe
lauren giamaria
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Compulsive shoe purchases with the inability to stop, or control. A shoe fetish, or addiction to buying shoes.
Dude is a "shoe bitch"! He buys them all whether needed or not.
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Those brown shoes, sometimes black, but usually leather, but usually worn by people who want to look preppy.
See also:
duck boots, prep boots.
He has on duck shoes 'cause he wants to look like a preppy boy.
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Those piece of shit sailing, boat shoes that all the ho's be wearing at middle and high school.
Franklin: Damn, look at all them thotties wearing them same boat looking head ass brown thot shoes.
Bobert: yeah, it's so fucking annoying.
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When you step on a donut, and it gets on your shoe. Donut Shoe.
Ryan stepped on a donut. Donut Shoe.
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