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A special item on the menu at Denny’s
Hey bethesda can you whip me up a Greasy John?
Weed that is very green and potent. Will usually get you high within 2-3 hits.
Ay, you said your dude got some "Chron john"? hit em up!
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The name of a person with unimaginative parents.
Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?
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he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot
john nolan is a sexbot
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See God.
Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.
Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci > You
John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)
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A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts
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the greatest bassist ever in rock and roll
for prove of his amazing skills on bass guitar buy the kids are alright dvd special edition from your local music store
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