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key rat

biggest pussies ever: especially the mast guys. think they’re the shit. fucking hilarious but r so stoopid and have nothing to do but sit around stealing shit from cvs and bullying sophia kaynor.

the key rats are all at sir pizza getting wired by kaynor

by 69420g January 30, 2019

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


key rat

The weakest gang on the planet. All we have to do to round up Key Rats is shoot a squirt gun at them, and they start running into the squad car. You can recognize key rats because they're always making castles in the sand, boogie boarding, playing in a sprinkler in their front lawn, or getting their asses kicked by the Gables Centaurs. They're pathetic!

On a scale of toughness from 1 to 10, ifGables Centaurs are a 10, then the Key Rats are a 1.

by Officer McToughass November 29, 2004

42πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Green Key

the key to your mind, Marijuana.

John: Yo i'm feeling down man
Chris: use the green key to free yourself man
*takes puff*
John: I think i'm gonna be alright.
Chris: <3 no homo

by [ese]Zet October 26, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Panda key

The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.

(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.

by lifeislikeadicegame March 27, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Grandma Key

The Mercury Grand Marquis.

Mommy, are we going for a ride in the Grandma Key?

by pentozali July 17, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


key rat

bitches who get their asses beat by the gables centaurs, who are the best gang ever!

"I saw two gables centaurs beating the shit out of some kid, he must have been a key rat."

by Emix June 3, 2004

45πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Hot Keys

Are the keys that have functions that are easy to access by pushing only a few buttons.

Have you set any Hot Keys for your computer?

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 17, 2004

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž