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The best thing in the multiverse
1. You are a wu kong
2. I love wu kongs
Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate
A tennis ball that squeaks.
The dog won't let go of the Kong Squeakair ball.
The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.