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pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen

Pick a window, You're leaving

by cheeky mars October 1, 2016

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Leave like Crisco

Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.

A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.

B: Oh I think he already left.

A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.

by ShadowlessEdge November 20, 2022


/leave

When you want to rage quit out of a group conversation or abandon thread. *Originated on Skype*

Person A: Let's talk about traps
Person B: That sounds hot bruh
Person C: /leave
System: *Person C has left the group.*

by ValentineB December 11, 2017


Dry on the leaves

Really stoned.

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now

by Rosy444 April 26, 2022


I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022


Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.

Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.

by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025


Mamaternity Leave

the period of time when a brother of the mother (mama) temporarily leaves his job to help his sister and look after the baby

Sonu is on mamaternity leave since last October

by SulKab April 8, 2023