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purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.

Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.

by Louis CK Lookalike September 8, 2023


Saturn Lions

Bunch of idiots <3

"look at those horny desperate hoes aka Saturn Lions"

by Saturn idiot April 16, 2018


Anglo-Saxon Lion

An ancient symbol under the context of a very heroic and honorary creature of European-Caucasian descent. Usually used in various contexts by White Supremacists.

Person 1: “Man i’m tired of this immigration happening in this country. I wish someone could do something about it!”

Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”

by onetenth June 28, 2024


Meat Lion

A total slut. Basically a penis-struck girl.

Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!

by HairyScrotum69 December 23, 2013


the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 24, 2020


Lion Bar

A "Lion Bar" refers to the intentional collision of one persons skull with another's

I'm going to give him a lion bar.

by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017


lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 31, 2011