When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.
"Had an accidental hanging load in the loo earlier. I feel ten pounds lighter."
When sloppy seconds goes wrong due to the lack of adequate time for clensing between the first and second session. The receiving vessel becomes locked up or jammed due to miscellaneous accoutrements, often preventing further intercourse.
She said I was the first customer of the evening, but it was clear that I was dealing with a loaded yam.
When she swallows your load and you black pepper her nose so she sneezes your load out her nose.
So you gave her a runny load!
The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth
Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth
When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne
"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"
"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"
The perpetual screen of nothing that comes up when the editors of Urban Dictionary are trying to do their jobs.
I'm trying to be a good editor but I keep getting an infinite load