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Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"
"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"
"Really? That happened to me last week."
A low tech method to catch someone hacking your computer by surfing web sites or typing information that will get a reaction.
I just figured out *name* was hacking my home computer since they just tripped the mining the harbor
When someone (Normally someone under the age of 14) makes a remix of a popular song but with lyrics related to minecraft.
Ex:
(Gangnam Style) Op Op Op opum minecraft style! Eyyyyy sexy Alex
(Dynamite)I throw my sword up in the air sometimes screamin eyyy oh creepers leeet's go!
(Allstar) Some player just told me the creeper's gonna roll me, I aint the sharpest sword in the cheeest, She was lookin kinda dumb with her pickaxe and her hoe in the shape of an L on her foreheeeeead.
You: Hey did you hear that Mine-remix (Blank) made for Despacito?
Them: Yeah! It was super cringey
"Getting some dine fine line mine nine pine sine vine wine grains for my family."