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When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.
I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.
Pulling out after anal sex and having the kids farted out onto you
I did this girl in the rear and she gave me a Mississippi backsplash
A she shed whore next door that will fuck your husband And throw rocks at your car
That stupid ass Mississippi mudslinger. She was fucking out there again. Throwing rocks in my car. Quit fucking that whore
Taking a bong rip, inserting your face between someone's buttcheeks. And blowing the hit directly into their asshole.
"Woah man, why'd you fart a cloud?"
-"Oh that? Thats a Mississippi Ghost."
It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.
Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise