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a older woman you are attracted to and unable to attain
originates from a popular kick ass song by fountains of wayne
stacey's mom has got it going on. she's all i want, and i've waited for so long.
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Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.
" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.
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A show on Lifetime about Miss Abby, The moms and The girls. Don't forget Cathy. She likes to make fights and she progressively grows older and more annoying.
Jaz: I want to go watch dance moms. What channel is it on?
Sonia: Its on Lifetime
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A big fat bitch, said to be the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She is also a stupid bitch (if there ever was a bitch) and is normally a bitch to all the boys and girls. She is a bitch on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Saturday, but to be different, on Sunday, she's a super king kamaya maya beeeyotch. Kyle's mom is mean and has stupid hair, and can be classified as dirty. Other kids around the world have been asked, and it's agreeable that she is a big fat bitch. In summary, she is a big fat fucking bitch.
Kyle's mom is such a big 'ol bitch!
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Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
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pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.
joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand
The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.
Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.
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