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Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.
It means the week is super long and dragging.
I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.
After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).
Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg
Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!
The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow
Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now
Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday
Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."