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A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company
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n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.
And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!
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Psuedonym for a homosexual
Ms. Swan: "Oh, I geddit--this a monkey-in-the-bush bar!"
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a monkey that causes trouble for fun,
yet still has a heart and conscience
Wow, look at that chahta monkey over there! It reminds me of Jon.
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term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.
Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.
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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
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