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Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.
As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.
n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.
And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!
Psuedonym for a homosexual
Ms. Swan: "Oh, I geddit--this a monkey-in-the-bush bar!"
a monkey that causes trouble for fun,
yet still has a heart and conscience
Wow, look at that chahta monkey over there! It reminds me of Jon.
term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.
Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.
Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.