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the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.
oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.
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when you slam your full erection into a girl's upper lip.
Kait has a bruise on her upper lip... it's pretty obvious that brian got her with a mushroom ram.
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Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....
"So, Slick, which mushroom club are you with?"
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The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!
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A shiitake mushroom is what you call someone who is really dumb/stupid, or someone you hate.
That person is a shiitake mushroom
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When a girl shaves the mans pubic hair into her mouth and proceeds to give him a blow job, after of which, his helmet is covered in his pubic hair, resembling a furry mushroom.
Oh my god, that girl is crazy, last night she tied me up and gave me a furry mushroom.
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The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.