We really need to hang out

The saying for when you are talking to someone you haven't talked to in a really long time or haven't seen in a while and you don't know what else to say. Is normally followed by "Yeah we really need to." which is also followed by the action never happening.

Friend1: Yeah dude good hearing from you!
Friend2: Yeah man, we really need to hang out.
Friend1: Yeah we really need to!
-Never happens-

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why do i need you

Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today

Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone

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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2010

A nostalgic racing video game released in the late 2010. You can play it on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, there's also a remastered released in 2020. You can play on Xbox One, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4

Friend: you have some Need for Speed game?
Me: yeah i have Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2010 and remastered
Friend: let's play the original on Xbox 360

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

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Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

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