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this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly
what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!
friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!
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If you start listening to black metal you can never again stomach normal metal bands like Slipknot and Metallica. The force of darkness is too powerful
Joey didn’t go to the Metallica concert on Saturday because he only listens to Burzum and Mayhem. “Once you go black you’ll never go back” , he said forcefully, before returning to carving a pentagram.
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FACTS.......JUST FACTS.........YEAH......
boy 1: i have never seen two pretty bestfriends..always one of em gotta be ugly..
boy 2: facts bro...facts bro..
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this means that once an asian girl (usually in a relationship) has sexual intercourse with a white man, her relationship will be so much better with a white king to fuck and please her that she'll never have to fight with her husband again. the white master will make sure she knows her place along with her pathetic asian husband. there will be routine cuckold sessions where the asian man will watch in shock and disbelief with just how big the white master's cock is as he makes his girlfriend cum 3 times in only a few minutes.
the term was made in the late 70s during the vietnam war. as soon as an asian woman would have sex with a white man, it would fix all the problems she had with her husband - meaning she'd never have to fight/argue with her husband ever again. this just goes to show the superiority of big white superior alpha male manly cock.
lily chi to her asian friends: "hey let me tell you this girls: once you go white, you'll never have to fight."
This phrase is commonly used as a joke as like saying, jokingly, you think your better. And as well, the real reason, who is she/he?
Matthew: I just did some makeup
Michelle: send a picture!
Matthew: *sends pic*
Michelle: holly shit that’s better than James Charles!
Matthew: who is she? never heard of her.
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As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.
Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.
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it’s always one of gotta be ugly
guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho
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