to can someone

to can someone, or to be can, means to fire someone from their job.

I met Max today and he was seeing red, I think that he was canned.(to can someone).

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Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

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poop-in-a-can

It's poop. In a can.

Hey Sam! Look at that poop-in-a-can!

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Mexi-can

A brown person that can do things.

When you can't, ask a mexi-can to do it.

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Kicking the can

To delay a decision, as in to pass the buck, often to another person or committee

I was supposed to be hired by Jon but now that Ian is the new manager he gets to make the decision. No news yet, they are just kicking the can on my employment.

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keystone can

something you need when you have nothing to shoot fireworks with.

"How are we going to shoot off the fireworks?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"

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can class

it is used as a sentence filler to express common agreement

can class

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