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Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019


dude floozy

the state of mind in which a man becomes a floozy or hopes to become sexually promiscous

Man, I am feeling pretty dude floozy right now.

by want2bfluz August 31, 2009


Well dude

(Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.

(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”

“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”

“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”

by Prof. O March 27, 2019


Christian Dude

My G, always wearing a cross, jokes for dayz, fire bars, c u in a bizzle.

Hey look it’s Christian dude, he’s here to fix my boiler

by Random plop March 14, 2019


Dude Scarf

An accessory the guys wear in the fall.

Girl 1: Like at that hottie wearing a dude scarf.
Girl 2: I know, dang I heart guys that wear dude scarfs

by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009


Dude Hookin'

A dude offering his dudely wares in exchange for tangible assets and/or intellectual property.

Dennis went out dude hookin' but no one would take the bait so he had to choke them all out.

by Dirty Dennis April 7, 2009


dude stew

N. A collection of three or more males together in a hot tub sans females.

"Ralph had fun at the part last night until two chatches forced him into a dude stew."

by Virgil the Moor June 10, 2008