Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"
"No, he is a mountain pirate"
The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).
Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
When one performs oral sex on a phallic object that is sweet.
"I just did a sugar mountain on Brenda the other day with a fudge popsicle."
A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.
Fred: Mmm. That Frida sure is pretty.
Me: Sure, dude. Mountain pretty.
It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile
Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back
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While it is true that most of the given examples of "Brookie" behavior aforementioned above are true, I would just like to remind the general audience to which Urband Dictionary is accustomed that said deffinitions, examples, etc. etc. are not always completely true. There ARE girls from Mountain Brook who are not sluts AND do not have their noses in the air. Listed below are a lists of terms that have never been heard from the "good" girls mouths. However, there are quite a few of both, but that makes the ones who are not even more so "diamonds in the rough" or should I say, "the brook"
I'm not wearing that, that came from Abercrombie. I only wear persian fur.After all I am from Mountain Brook.
This t-shirt was like 45 dollars. AND ITS AN UNDERSHIRT!!!!! YAY MOUNTAIN BROOK!!!!!
People from Clay, are like,-did you eat the last piece of red velvet cake-country bumpkin trash.
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