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The poop that never comes off your ass
I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes
A person who pretends to like music based on the musical quality, when truly they just like the song because the words are catchy or semi-funny.
LA-w "Dude, I really enjoy Poker Face by Lady Gaga for the quality of the electro-synchronization."
Me "quit being such a lyrical ass-wipe"
when you squirt windex up your butt because your too lazy to wipe
jamal is a dirty little roach, he did that wind x wipe
the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once
Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder
A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!
Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
MANLIKEHAKS
MANLIKEHAKS is a cunt wet wipe from london
When you wipe you ass but theres still a long piece of crap half hanging out
FUCK, our shitty roomate is being a lanky ass wipe again!