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An unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.
The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo
Player 1: Haha! You just got pwnt!!
Player 2: Yeah, well the fr00b was using a noob stick.
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flocks of noobs start coming around slowly on thursday. you can feel their vibe during the game, which is often a snotty attitude topped off with im greater than you type of talk. then friday-sunday it hits. they usually are younger kids that are still in school and play on the weekends, or are groups of buddies that come over each other houses and dont know what in the hell they are doing and are somehow always on your damn team. they are often rude and talk trash talk to the point where you dont want to play anymore because you feel childish playing a game with such immature people. you can however mute the weekend noobs or simply leave the room but you will then again see... you guessed it, more noobs. the worst weekend noob game of all time is HALO. mainly because the audience of that game is people of a younger age. socom, is completely and utterly horrible come the weekends. people who play online games know what im talking about... i hope, i am writing this on a friday oh shit their here, help!!!
(weekend noob)hey can i join your clan?
(me) yeah sure, but. it depends on how much your on, we play a lot.
(weekend noob) oh ok,i only play on the weekends is that cool ?
noob has been fragged and raped
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A person that's new to Paintball.
Someone that wears like multiple layers of clothes because the fear of getting shot.
Hey do you see that guy over there?
Yeah, what a Paintball Noob.
Or
Hey wanna go bunker that Paintball Noob?
Yeah he's wearing like 5 layers of clothes!
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A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.
This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
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a large group of people that are playing halo online and are getting beat badly because of their lack of experince
kyle sheehan is leading the noob fest at the lockout
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A noob rape is when experienced players of a certain videogame trick a new player (the noob) into doing something that ends up getting him/her owned. This usually happens by directing the noob to a place that will get him/her killed, or tricking the noob into pressing a certain button that closes his/her game or messes with his/her settings.
NooB: "Where do I get training 4 my charactr and gain a lvl???//"
Veteran: "Just go to the planet Olympus Mons"
*NooB doesn't know that Olympus Mons is controlled by a hostile force that kills all entruders on sight*
NooB: "kthx ill go ther now!"
VeteranL "10th Noob rape for me this week!"
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A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.
See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."
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