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you get to fuck anyone today
Y/N : "Hey can we have sex?"
crush : " Eww no"
Y/N : " it's 7th October
crush :" fine come here"
This is the day the biggest foodies are born on. Extroverts, class clowns and the Aunty of their friend groups are born on this very day. Not gonna lie but people born on the 5th October are really hot ;) Quite insecure people, I must say. They can be very studious and playful at the same time.
Someone born in October 5: “I don’t like how I look :(”
Everyone else: “You’re insecure, don’t know what for”
October 17th is national shut the fuck up day for all the annoying ass Snapchat girls that post urban dictionary picture of give you a hug day or sweatshirt day
Hey it’s October 18th so shut the fuck up
October 18 is national crackhead day.This is a day to respect all crackheads whether it’s on school grounds or anywhere else.
Yo I wanna beat the shit out of Connor right now . Me: You can’t it’s October 18 which is national crackhead day
National fuck your girlfriend day.
Yo bro do you know what day it is, it’s October 18 let’s get some.
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The day of October 6 is eat yo best friend out day.
Gavin: Yo it’s October 6
Tom: yeah and?
Gavin: it’s national eat yo best friend out!
Tom: good things we make!
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