beer bong

Funnel with a tube attached and if highly advanced, has a ball valve at the end to close when beer is gone and only foam remains...

The Flowmaster 3000 is the most kick-ass beer bong on the face of the earth!

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beer mug

A mug that is used for beer.

I feel like having beer, let me get my beer mug.

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Chick Beer

Beer that is typically preferred by the "non-dude" person. Like "fermented juice flavored beverages" and "hard lemonades".

Hey, Ladies! Can I buy you a chick beer?

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piss beer

bud light

Dude, I'm so broke I'll buy piss beer.

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Ensurance Beer

The extra beer you bring to a party to ensure you will have enough to get yourself drunk.

Commonly misspelled as "insurance beer."

Guy 1: Well I've got this 12-pack for myself, but I don't know if it'll be enough
Guy 2: Grab some ensurance beer, better safe than sorry.

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mormon beer

They drink energy drinks ,because they can't drink beer and don't want to be buzzkill to the party.

Joe: This party is lit? How did you get all these people from Utah to act like this?
Steve: Nothing like some mormon beer to work some magic.

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Beer Lag

The 2-3 hours that disappear while you're out enjoying yourself in a bar and then get added on the next morning at work between 9 and 11.

"Jeez, the morning really dragged! Must be Beer Lag from last night."

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