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In order to be a bro you have to be legit. Which would make you brogit. And by being brogit that gives you the right of bro language. Meaning all who are bros will understand you when you substitute the word bro for any other word.
Ex.
Bro 1--Hey bro, you broin it up this weekend?
Bro 2--Shit bro, fuck ya ! it's gonna be brodacious.
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Wanna be a bro and bro me that drink?
(bro language)
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Giving your bro a blow job for a blow job in return
Hey Cole can you give me a bro job.. My girl didn't suck me off today.
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A title for a male figure, whose familiarity is that of a brother.
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Players substitute in the word "bro" in appropriate places (where there is the "o" sound, usually). Score points each time the word is used without the target noticing. Very similar to the cat game.
Players can also just play among themselves to try to show off their skill at using "bro" in the most appropriate places.
Guy: So how's it going at work?
Bro Game Player: You wouldn't believe this! I was supposed to meet with the C-E-Bro of the company to get a bromotion, but there was broad work on the way to work... So I missed my meeting. But I'm broing to try and reschedule.
Guy: *wonders if hearing is OK*
Bro Game Player #1: Let's head down to the cafeteria, they're serving macabroni and cheese today.
Bro Game Player #2: I'm not that hungry, I'll probably just stick with brogurt.
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The mystical substance administered to a fellow male after performing an incredible yet sometimes toolish action (often administered by the act of the rubbing of fingers above another male's head)
Male #1: Dude, I totally salty pirated Mary Margaret last night at the rave!
Male #2: Dude, have some bro dust for that
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- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."
bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."
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When a bro has an extreme night and wants to tell his boys about it the next day.
Dude, Joe i have some awesome bro and tell for you from last night!
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